You are not one of the guys...
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
A date with a damn fine ass
She calls it dedication
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Young meat is cougar feast
She takes heavy duty usage
She's in hypersexual drive
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
Czech me out eating this cock
Don't leave me hanging like your dad